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READ AND LAUGH:APPLICATION TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER



I, _______________ , hereby apply to
marry your daughter Sir. I am _____
years old.
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(Please answer the following
questions honestly)
1. Are u a muslim, christian or a
pagan?
2. Do you have a degree, diploma or
school cert.?
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, then do not
continue. Leave my house and don't
look back.
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If all your answers are YES,then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
_______________ _____
_______________ _____
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain
how you can give respect to your
father-in-law or mother-in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I
need money for my hair-style at the
saloon", what would you answer?
_______________ _____
_______________ _____
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _____
_______________ _____
5. What does the term 'good
husband' mean to you?
_______________ _____
_______________ _____
6. Do you have both dad and mum?
Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents legally
married? Yes/No. If YES, for how
long? If the time of their marriage is
less than your age, explain why you
were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME EARLY" as used by women.
(100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you
think is the owner of the kids
between the father and the mother?
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(Answer the following by Yes or No)
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/
No.
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LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
_______________ _____
2. When can be the best time to
interview your
dad?
_______________ _____
3. When can I interview your mum?
_______________ _____
4. When can I interview your
spiritual leader?
5. Please attach your passport-

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4 comments:

  1. tunde2 September 2013 at 01:02

    lol. hilarious

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  2. James2 September 2013 at 08:32

    U people won't kill me o, lol!

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  3. wesley2 September 2013 at 08:34

    The daughter must have silver flowing thru her veins

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  4. shawn2 September 2013 at 08:36

    Wen I'm done filling may be I can also get the passcode to her p****y

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